April Fool's Day Tour
Thursday 1 April 6pm
CANCELLED - please contact Jonathan Schofield
THERE will be no fun on this tour, no laughing and being silly. It's time to forget all the childish behaviour associated with this incredibly important day.
This tour guarantees to fail to refer to the most farcical, ridiculous, stupid, side-splittingly funny episodes and stories of Manchester life. There will be no visits to places of public amusement, no ridiculous prizes given away.
Although a very special prize might be given to the person who correctly identifies the four absurd stories that are fake among the other fifteen absurd stories that are true.
But generally, here will be no fun. By order.
The tour will be the very model of the perfect old-fashioned tour, because LIFE IS SERIOUS and we must maintain STRAIGHT FACES AT ALL TIMES.*
Right you've been told.
*The guide reserves the right to deviate from the description above because, shush, but it's bloody hilarious.
What is guaranteed is a 6pm start on Thursday 1 April, a price of £15 and a meeting point underneath Beetham Tower, at the junction of Great Bridgewater Street and Deansgate, M3 4LQ.
Booking ahead is advisable
Please book on Paypal below. The receipt Paypal emails back to you operates as the ticket.
Full Covid-19 precautions will be taken. Sensible footwear is best and you will have to agree to the terms and conditions of visiting any site as stated by the guide when you turn up. On rare occasions some areas will not be available to visit.
PLEASE CHECK THIS WEBSITE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE TOUR IN CASE A SITUATION ARISES WHICH MAY AFFECT THE TOUR.
This tour guarantees to fail to refer to the most farcical, ridiculous, stupid, side-splittingly funny episodes and stories of Manchester life. There will be no visits to places of public amusement, no ridiculous prizes given away.
Although a very special prize might be given to the person who correctly identifies the four absurd stories that are fake among the other fifteen absurd stories that are true.
But generally, here will be no fun. By order.
The tour will be the very model of the perfect old-fashioned tour, because LIFE IS SERIOUS and we must maintain STRAIGHT FACES AT ALL TIMES.*
Right you've been told.
*The guide reserves the right to deviate from the description above because, shush, but it's bloody hilarious.
What is guaranteed is a 6pm start on Thursday 1 April, a price of £15 and a meeting point underneath Beetham Tower, at the junction of Great Bridgewater Street and Deansgate, M3 4LQ.
Booking ahead is advisable
Please book on Paypal below. The receipt Paypal emails back to you operates as the ticket.
Full Covid-19 precautions will be taken. Sensible footwear is best and you will have to agree to the terms and conditions of visiting any site as stated by the guide when you turn up. On rare occasions some areas will not be available to visit.
PLEASE CHECK THIS WEBSITE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE TOUR IN CASE A SITUATION ARISES WHICH MAY AFFECT THE TOUR.